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Symptoms of Garden Lunacy
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You don’t covet your neighbor’s spouse;
you covet your neighbor’s plants.
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You go to a garden center to spend $5 for
things you don’t need, but end up spending $305 for things
you don’t need.
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You spend more money on your garden than
your clothes, and you look it!
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You think non-gardeners are odd enough to
merit their own taxonomic classification.
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You think “blues” refer to a type of
ribbon, not a type of song.
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You refuse to go on vacation during
planting season.
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You think deer crossing signs are
notices of opportunity, not hazard.
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You invite total strangers to see your
backyard, but not your relatives.
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You think the scent of cow manure is
better than the scent of Este Lauder.
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You no longer own house and garden
plants; they own you.
And, many
more in
Garden Lunacy: A
Growing Concern.
Copyright ©2003
by Art Wolk. All rights reserved.
The first printing of
Garden Lunacy
is sold out.
The
second printing will be available in January 2024.
To contact Art:
ArtWolk@artwolk.com
or call 856-751-8286
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